Unisex Tee
Satanic Panic
From $24.99 and sizes S - 5XL
Backstory:
For those of us who grew up in the ’80s and experienced the Satanic Panic firsthand, you can now let other gamers know about your traumatic childhood adventures: trying to play D&D, dodging suspicious authority figures, and risking exposure to miniatures made of actual lead.
It is also a great shirt for anyone who stands in solidarity with our collective experience of those darker times—and serves as a warning that we will not allow anyone to summon Satanic Panic 2: Electric Boogaloo.
Bonus:
You have Advantage on Religion checks made to defend your right to roll for Initiative.